Ah well!! I have wasted time and I cannot afford wasting it more. Pasting below, my new shorttttt shorty!! The repetition of "t" in short is self explanatory, once you are done with reading the story!!
"Damn! Look at my life!! Why doesn't anything change AT ALL??", grumbled Lucky, with his fingers getting excited to hold the "killer butt". He loved the "Get It Race". He loved calling hisGoldflake Kings cigarette the "killer butt".Lucky lived with Josch, Prasad and Guru. All of them had the same definition of enjoyment except Guru - Late night parties, boozing and smoking the good earned tension out were their all time favourites. Guru liked being with them. There was one more jelling factor among these roomies - Techies!! They worked for different organizations but knew that they were stagnant on same boat instead of sailing!
Like any other morning the day started with Josch, Prasad and Lucky smoking. It was asunday and pals had all the time to discuss about things they liked the most in life. "Hey Joscheyboy!! Are you a passionate person??", asked Lucky. "Oh yeah dude, I love love and sex", instantly said Josch with the widest dirty grin on his face. Irked up Lucky, trying to rephrase, said "Duh! Come on man. You know what I mean. Is there something in life which you wanted to do in life which the love and sex with computers have not let you do?". Before Lucky could continue the converstaion Prasad bursted out "GUITAR!!! I just love holding it guys. The mesmerizing feel that you when you strum it!!! uffffff", and Lucky bursted out before prasadcould finish "Just like the feel that you get when you get your taste buds molested with dark chocolate truffle??? ufffff" and Josch completed the conversation with his usual perverted style "Hmmmmmmmmmmm"..Furious Lucky, almost killed Josch with his angry looks. "Chill it dude, I am listening to you both, go on go on go on" said Josch. They started talking about guitars, football, cars, girls, bike rides etc. They seemed to like everything in the whole damn world other but liked nothing about their profession. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 and 8. It was the 8th fag they were having within the span of an hour.
Josch got annoyed seeing that it was their last pack of 10 cigs. Ignoring his annoyance Lucky said "We all first met at the smoking zone of "Tansa". The pub which beats out to be our favourite one!! Oh God!! We have smoked our lives out maaannn." The conversation was too interesting to be kept short. "It started in college were I started smoking just for the heck of it!!", while prasad was talking like alway Josch interuppeted "Oh yeah, Oh yeah, I just wanted to impress girls back then. Smokey way to get chick you know ;-)". "Shut up you brainless moron" said Lucky and prasad continued talking. "And the journey started. Made hundreds of friends at the smoking zone. The jolly smoke turned into a need to get rid of the fuming tensions in office. Smoke accompanied with booze became a ritual. We sit here, on a sunday morning, smoking our 9th killer butt cherishing our past!!", finished prasad and Josch popped in again, "Break..Break..this is getting too sentimental for guys like us. Who wants to see Josch crying??? If you all stop talking I would like to remind that next fag is our last fag!! We are running out of killer butts killers!!". Lucky like always loves exaggerating everything,even the dying ceremony of the cigarette packet, shouted "Damn! Look at my life!! Why doesn't anything change AT ALL??", and lighted the 10th fag. Guru, whose presence was ignored by the enthralling "talk out" session, said "You guys have changed my life". Before the rest could make fun of him, considering Guru's statement as an outcome of the sentimental end of their conversation Guru continued, "The reports says, I have cancer". Silence. "Its because of passive smoking" and the silence continued with the last killer butt killing itself, struck between Lucky's fingers, all the way to glory!!.
This is just the crux.. I have to fine tune the content more to make it look like a short story!! Right now its Shorttttt :D :D...
